Kenny Rogers: He's So Wise Right Now!

Today I bought Kenny Roger's Greatest Hits for 5 euros.  (A steal, I know!)  Lady, Lucille, Don't Fall in Love with a Dreamer...  They're all there.  (Don't worry, I had never heard of the latter before, either.)


...Have you ever really listened to the words of The Gambler?  Chalked full of wisdom!

See:

You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done.
Now let that sink in...

Now go live your life like that gambler...  But please don't get addicted--to the gambling...

An Actual Phone Conversation

Faith: "Know how they have those ghost encounter shows on TV?  ...I was flippin' through and there was some celebrity ghost encounter show on, and it had Rue McClanahan..."

Me: "Wait.  I'm confused...  Was she the ghost of did she have the encounter?"



(It's much funnier when you're sleep-deprived and delirious.)


P.S.  If anyone can fill me in on the actual ghost encounter of Rue, I'd be grateful...  I googled it but couldn't find any details.  And I am dying to know!