Doing Victoria Treece Proud--Again

So say you've got a pizza making date with the local Mennonites, and you haven't washed your hair in X amount of days.  (X = a shamefully high number when it comes to someone with thin hair.) Not knowing much about the Mennonites and their beliefs, you're unsure whether wearing a hat would be offensive or not.  Who knows, it may be too taboo for a woman to sport such styles.  Who knows...

So what does one do in such a dilemma?

Pigtails!  Stringy, greasy, glistening pigtails.  And to go one step further and spice it up a bit due to the lack of coordinating hair accessories, I suggest tying them off with different color hair bands.  Maybe if anything, the thick, yellow band may distract the untrained eye from noticing those greasy bangs!  ...Then again, probably not.

Gross.  But maybe the Mennonites appreciate a good Laura Ingals wannabe?