Dear Holland,
There are many choose words I could use to sum up my feelings right now, but in respect of my readers' virgin eyes, I'll just go with this: Suck it. No seriously... Suck it. And then eat dirt*.
*Edited for content; Not the actual four-letter word I was thinking of.
As if George wasn't enough, now this?!
I mean, really?! No food coloring?? ...In the whole country?! Are you flippin* kidding me?! WTF is that about?!?!
*Once again, not the four-letter word I was thinking...
How do you expect me to have the most awesome St. Patrick's Day meal ever without food coloring?! I mean, that just takes away all the best ideas: rainbow toast and green milk for breakfast, green eggs, rainbow cupcakes... Seriously!! Way to ruin it!! Way to be the biggest disappointment in my almost-six months here! ...And not only for me, but the kids.
To be perfectly clear, I hate you right now. This is exactly the type of trivial thing that makes me miss home that much more. So thank you... Thank you for ruining my day--if not St. Patty's Day as well.
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