Sophia Petrillo:

Picture it...

Drenthe, 2010.

It was a mild, spring afternoon just a few weeks after the snow had melted. The sun was shining, flowers were blooming, and the sweet aroma of manure was in the air. What? People use it in their gardens. Anyhow, a beautiful young girl in her twenties, along with her three kids--though not actually hers, cause she was much too independent for that--decided to take every advantage of the weather. So after picnicing in the garden, they ventured out around the Houtlaan.. Though this spectacular, youthful woman had always kept her figure by running, this time, she took the challenge of roller blades. Imagine it. An adult on wheels trying to keep up with 9 year olds... She was at least 10 yards behind at all times. And though she may have been stunningly gorgeous, she still looked damned awkward on those things!

I should know...
Cause that stunningly beautiful, 21-year old was me.


Dorothy: But Ma, what does this have to do with the problem at hand?!


Sophia: Nothing... I was just trying to drop some hints about exercise around here! All you three ever do is sit around eating cheesecakes. And I'm sorry to say it, Dorothy, but your not getting many dates like that!




And that, my readers, was a day in the life of Catherine Harrison transformed into a Golden Girls dialogue.

...Your welcome.