Run, Cattie, Run!

Life's all about trail and error, right? Well then, learn from my trial...

If you decide to go on your first run in forever of Spring, do not--I repeat, do not--eat a bowl of lime sherbet before embarking on your journey. Trust me... Midway through your iPod blaring Super Freak, the sherbet will sneak back up on you. And as your lungs are already engulfed in flames, you will be forced to do one of two things: 1) vomit in your neighbors yard while yard crews and maintenance men look on, or 2) swallow your pride--and by pride, I mean sherbet up-chuck.

(As for me, I chose the latter... I don't deal well with P.D.P.V.--Public Displays of Projectile Vomit. ...And yes, I did just come up with that myself.)

But looking on the bright side, I actually ran today! And I've only been promising myself I would for what? A month now? But I guess it all came down to the spring-time weather. Now that the snow is gone and the sun is out, I have no excuse. (This all based on my new philosophy: If it is sunny, God is telling me to run; If it is rainy, He is giving me a break.)

So there. My first run (of many more) of the year. Because I will, I will, I will keep this up. ...Ever heard that before?! But seriously, I will!