If You Give A Duck A Bread Crumb...

...take my advice, and don't do it feet within your front door. Because if, and when, you do, you will have what Nina, Sara's 9-year-old friend, calls a "Duck Problem". Simply put, it means you will have four or five ducks literally camping in your front yard for the remainder of the afternoon.

And if, and when, you give a duck a bread crumb (right outside your front door), you will eventually have to send two six-year-old boys outside to literally chase them away.
(And it will be one of the most entertaining things to watch from the kitchen window.)